Slobz
TESTNET
The Anti-Career Platform

Stop pretending you have it together. Admit you're a slob. Let's fix it.

Dump your chaos. Extract your skills. Get micro-gigs, a real resume, and a redemption plan.

SEE IT IN ACTION

Slobz — the anti-career platform

Slob mascot with a resume
The Chaos Intake

The Chaos Intake

Dump your raw, unfiltered thoughts. The SAE engine roasts you, extracts your skills, and ghost-writes your resume.

START THE INTAKE
Momentum Track

Momentum Track

Low-stress micro-gigs paying $15-30. Instant payout. Zero interviews. Zero friction. Build momentum one gig at a time.

BROWSE GIGS
Escrow Market

Escrow Market

Real covenant escrow on Kaspa. Employers lock KAS on-chain per gig, an AI agent checks the work, funds release automatically.

ENTER THE MARKET
Animation Station

Animation Station

Clay animations by the community. Post your own and earn KAS tips from fellow slobs who love your work.

WATCH & TIP
Entity X

Entity X

Live-track the biggest Kaspa holder — balance, movements, and instant 7/30-day fact-checked flow reports to keep you motivated.

WATCH THE WHALE
Site Radar

Site Radar

Track any website URL like a mini SEMrush — SEO score, page health, estimated traffic, keywords and competitors. All in plain English.

TRACK A WEBSITE
TX Tracker

TX Tracker

Paste any Kaspa transaction ID and get a plain-English story of what happened — who paid whom, how much, and when. No jargon.

TRACK A TRANSACTION
Financial Wellness

Financial Wellness

The Sloba Card: instant payouts, behavioral guardrails, and an auto-saving Get Out Bucket for your independence fund.

SEE THE CARD
Slob scientist — testnet labSleeping slob — rest is part of the plan

GET A JOB IF YOU'RE A SLOB.

Radical candor. Zero corporate jargon. Built for ADHD brains.